President Biden remains on Vacation at Camp David today as Afghanistan has been completely taken over by the Taliban, with a senior adviser saying the Prez will address the nation “Soon”.

- And by “Soon”, he means “As SOON as he figures out how he’s ever gonna explain WHAT HE AND HIS MILITARY AND POLITICAL ADVISORS JUST LET HAPPEN IN AFGHANISTAN”.

In other news…

President Biden’s new infrastructure bill includes a plan to tax drivers on a per-mile basis.

- I believe we already have a plan for that called “Uber”.

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The Academy of Breastfeeding Medicine says that “Because not all people who give birth and lactate identify as female… and some identify as NEITHER female nor male… people should use "gender-inclusive language" such as "Parent’s Milk" and "Chest Feeding”.

- The closest thing I’ve ever seen to “Chest Feeding” is when Big Al eats the leftover Pizza he drops on his chest… and stomach.

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A new study claims people can see health improvements by just exercising vigorously for four seconds at a time.

- So they’re saying all we have to do is have sex??

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Thousands of counterfeit COVID-19 vaccination cards from China have been seized by Customs and Border Patrol officers.

- First China sends us the virus, now they’re sending us FAKE Vaccination cards? Do they ever stop giving??

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Tuesday!

-Dick