Florida resident Edith Murray just celebrate her 100th birthday, by deadlifting 150 pounds and earning a spot in the Guinness Book of World Records as the oldest competitive powerlifter in the female category.

- She doesn’t need an assisted living home… The only “assist” she needs is from the guy who “Spots” for her.

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NASA is looking for Volunteers to spend 12 months “Pretending to live on Mars”.

- You mean we AREN’T living on Mars now?? Sure seems that way…

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It’s National “IS” Day… It was on this day in 1998, when President Clinton was asked “Is that correct?” regarding whether or not he had sex with Monica Lewinsky and he answered, “It depends on what the meaning of the word ‘is’ is”.

- Remember the good old days when the biggest concern American’s had was whether or not the President had sex with his Intern?

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As the chaos continues in Afghanistan, members of the Taliban posted a video of themselves driving Bumper Cars and riding a Carousel at an amusement park in a move designed “to try and show a more Clownish side” of the Taliban.

- Which is like trying to show the “Softer side of Hitler”.

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People on both sides of the political spectrum are calling the Taliban takeover of Afghanistan “Catasthophic” and are describing the way it happened, “Disastrous”.

-Sounds like another “Find out the Root Cause” job for Kamala Harris!

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A Burka-clad CNN reporter in Kabul said of the Taliban… “They're just chanting Death to America, but they seem friendly at the same time”.

- You know, friendly in a sorta “Serial Killer” kind of way.

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Wednesday!

-Dick