It’s National Helium Discovery Day!

- So put on your Ruby Slippers sing with me … “We Represent… National Helium Discovery Day! National Helium Discovery Day! National Helium Discovery Day! And in the name of National Helium Discovery Day… We wish to welcome you to Wednesday’s Blog!

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Prince Harry and Meghan posted an OFFICIAL statement on the Internet saying that the events in Afghanistan have left them “Speechless”.

- We should be so lucky.

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Details are sketchy… but Transportation Secretary Pete Buttigieg announced that he and his husband have become first-time parents.

- Oh it seems like fun now… but wait until Pete tries to lose the baby weight!

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A company says it has built a device that can capture smells like a human nose.

- It runs on batteries. Even when it’s running.

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A 65 year old Connecticut woman is suing 81 year old Bob Dylan for sexual abuse after an incident she says happened when she was 12 and he was 23 back in 1965.

- Bob denies the allegations and says she must have “misunderstood” what he said. Which makes sense. He’s BOB DYLAN. I think we’ve ALL misunderstood what he’s said at one point or another.

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A new study suggests that Moms with young kids increased their booze consumption by nearly 325% between the start of the COVID pandemic and the end of last year.

-Don’t those mom’s know that the Breast is better than the Bottle??

- And you thought that was Apple Juice in Mommy’s Sippy Cup!

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Thursday!

-Dick