Miguel Cabrera hit his 500th Home Run yesterday… becoming only the 28th player in MLB history to reach that milestone!!! CONGRATS MIGGY!!!

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Barbara Eden of “I Dream of Jeanie” turns 90 today.

- She’s doing great… but at her age, she’s now living in an Assisted Living Bottle.

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According to a Belgian newspaper, a woman has been banned from a Zoo in Belgium after Zookeepers determined that her weekly visits to blow kisses to her “favorite Chimp” were “damaging the Chimp’s relationship with other Monkeys”.

- Sounds like sour Apes to me.

- In a related story… my daughter Jackie once had a crush on a monkey… but his name was Davy Jones.

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Queen Elizabeth has lawyered up and will file lawsuits against Prince Harry and Meghan Markle for “hurtful comments” they’ve made about the Royal Family.

- She called her barrister at the firm of Feiger and Bernstein.

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While former Prez Trump is still Banned… Twitter announced that they will continue to allow the Taliban to Tweet “as long as they DON’T GLORIFY VIOLENCE”.

- Sounds good to me. I guess we’re all set then.

- What a bunch of Twits.

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Paul McCartney threw a star studded bash at his Hampton’s estate this weekend with guests including Jimmy Buffet and Alec Baldwin.

- Jimmy performed a couple songs and Alec was in charge of the Valet Parking.

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RIP… Don Everly of the The Everly Brothers has died at age 84. Don and his brother Phil (who died in 2014) were famous for "Bye Bye Love", "Cathy's Clown," "Wake Up Little Susie”, “Let It Be Me”, “All I Have To Do Is Dream” and many many others. They were a great influence on the Beatles.

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Tuesday!

-Dick