New York State has it’s first female Governor… At 12:00 am - just one minute after Andrew Cuomo’s resignation went into effect, Lt. Gov Kathy Hochul from Buffalo was sworn in.

- On his way out ,Cuomo told Kathy that he’d always be willing to “Lend her a hand”.

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Some Chick-fil-A locations are closing their dining rooms… again… due to a staff shortage.

- If only they had a Drive-Thru…

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Sean Penn is asking that only moviegoers who have been fully vaccinated from COVID see his new movie “Flag Day” in theaters.

- This from the man who was MARRIED TO MADONNA!!!

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The upcoming TV Series “Impeachment: American Crime Story” will chronicle the infamous affair between President Bill Clinton and Monica Lewinsky - but WILL NOT contain any sex scenes between the two.

- I guess this means we’re not gonna see the Commander-in-Briefs.

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According to a new study conducted by the University of Michigan, for the first time ever, more Americans believe in Darwin’s theory of evolution than those who do not.

- I’m not so sure… If Natural Selection is true, how do you explain all of these Taliban guys were seein’ on TV??

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During a speech in Singapore billed as a “Major foreign policy speech”, VP Kamala Harris never mentioned Afghanistan, but encouraged her audience to “Start Christmas shopping NOW because of Pandemic-related delivery delays”.

- Remember the good old days when the craziest thing you heard about a VP was when Dick Cheney accidentally shot his friend during a Quail Hunt??

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Wednesday!

-Dick