With surges in the Pandemic, COSTCO is once again LIMITING the amount of Paper Towel and Toilet Paper each person can buy.

Pandemic shopping is back…

So heed my word to the wise…

Costco no longer has Pallets of Stuff you need…

Like Bounty Select-a-Size.

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President Biden's job approval is down to 41%.

- 41% among AMERICANS. 98% among the Taliban.

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Notre Dame is defending it’s Leprechaun Mascot after a survey found it one of the most “Offensive” mascots in College Sports.

- Who found this offensive, AOC?? It must be part of her “Green New Deal”.

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Taliban Spokesman Abdul Qahar Balkhi announced that the Taliban are serious about CLIMATE CHANGE… and set out a list of the terror groups “Eco-Credentials”.

- First on the list: Cut Camel emissions!

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Ben Affleck was spotted shopping for engagement rings for Jennifer Lopez at Tiffany’s in Beverly Hills.

- As the “Voice Over Lady” at all the awards shows would say, “This will be J-Lo’s SEVENTH Engagement ring and her SECOND from Ben!”

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Keeping you up to date in Hip Hop news… The Insane Clown Posse announced their “Farewell Tour”.

- Wow. They’re gonna leave some Insanely big shoes to fill.

- On a bright note… Going to the Clown Posse shows is always great. Cuz just like the old days at the Drive-In movie, you can sneak SO MANY People in each car!

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RIP… Charlie Watts, the longtime drummer for The Rolling Stones has died at the age of 80.

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Thursday!

-Dick