I got a recorded call this morning that said: "This is the US Customs and Border Patrol calling to inform you that our agents have seized a package of Drugs with your name on it. For more... Press 1 Now”.

- Gee I hope they’re their NOT referring to the melatonin gummy bears I ordered online.

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A new study suggests that drinking eight glasses of water a day may keep your heart from failing decades later.

- I don’t know about your heart… but it’ll give your Kidneys a run for their money.

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Kanye West has done it again… This time he’s asked a court to legally change his name to "Ye".

- That way, he figures if he ever becomes an atheist, they can call him "Oh Ye of Little Faith". (Bada Boom!)

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A new report claims Afghan Evacuees are living in squalid conditions surrounded by garbage and rats.

- It's good practice in case they're relocated to Portland, Oregon.

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Former NY Gov Andrew Cuomo had to give back the Emmy he won for his Pandemic Press Conferences because of the Sexual Harassment Scandal.

- The lesson here: If you want to hold onto your Emmy… keep might wanna keep your hands off the Golden Globes.

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Delta Airlines announced that beginning Nov. 1st - it will change employees who are still Unvaccinated $200 more per month for health insurance… angering hundreds of their workers.

- Plus, an additional charge of another 35 bucks to check all of their emotional baggage.

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Switzerland just hosted the International Championships of Windsurfing.

- In a related story, Sweden is set to host the "International-Putting-Together-Furniture-with-Indecipherable Instructions-That’s-Going-To-Take-YOUR-ENTIRE-WEEKEND-to-Figure-Out-Championships”.

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Friday!

-Dick