Yesterday, the Taliban celebrated the U.S. withdrawal from Afghanistan with fireworks and gunfire.

- They’re also offering great deals on Mattresses during the ”Labor Day/Taliban-Takeover Blowout Sales Event… With the Most Explosive Savings of the Year!!!”

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President Biden is still being accused of falling asleep during his press conference with the Israeli prime minister.

- Considering what he does when he’s awake… maybe him taking the occasional nap isn’t such a bad idea.

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A Murder Hornets’ nest has been found and eradicated in Washington State.

- It would’ve made more sense if the Murder Hornets had set up shop in Portand, Oregon, not Washington State.

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China announced that Children are now only allowed to play 3 hours of video games a week.

- What are they gonna do if the kids break the rules? Send ‘em back to the factory to make more iPhones??

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Netflix has secured the global rights to the next installment of the “Texas Chainsaw Massacre” horror movie series.

- Well - Get - Out - Of - Town….. Finally, the GOOD news we’ve all been waiting for!

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A Wisconsin man was arrested for running around a Lowe’s store with no cloths on, claiming he had a bomb in his pants.

- Question: How’d he have a bomb in his pants if he was naked??

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Thursday!

-Dick