The skeleton of a 66-million-year-old giant Triceratops Dinosaur named “Big John” is up for sale for $1.4 million.

- The last time a Dinosaur brought this much money was when Larry King was paid for doing TV commercials for “Omega XL Joint Supplement”

- When I heard it was “Made from the elusive Green-Lipped Muscle, found only in the pristine waters of New Zealand”… I was sold!!!! Btw… It didn’t work.

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In a new poll, 60% of Americans say the U.S. has “seriously gone off on the wrong track.”

- The other 40% are obviously out of their minds.

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According to a new survey of 2,000 American women over the age of 30, women feel most confident and comfortable in their skin at age 32.

- Then, like “Certain parts of their skin”… it’s all downhill from there.

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China is limiting its teenagers to just three hours of video games per week.

- In a related story… a survey found the most Popular video game for Chinese teens is… “Grand Theft Rickshaw”.

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Universal Studios is opening a theme park in China.

- The most popular ride will be “Pirates of the South China Sea”.

- Instead of “The Amazing Adventures of Spider-Man” attraction… park guests will line up for, “Mr. Toad’s Wild Wuhan Virus Lab Leak”.

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Pierce “James Bond” Brosnan put his Malibu home on the market in September 2020 for $100 MILLION but just took it off the market after it failed to get any offers.

- Brosnan is shaken but not stirred about it.

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Friday!

-Dick