United Airlines is firing employees who refuse COVID shots.

- Apparently, the Skies are only Friendly to Fly if you’re vaccinated.

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President Biden made a surprise appearance at Wednesday night’s Congressional Baseball Game.

- But there was controversy when Biden realized that he’d only brought enough Juice Boxes and Orange Slices for the players who promised to vote for his $3.5 TRILLION Bill.

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A new survey of 2,000 Americans finds 4 in 10 people have more Do-It-Yourself failures than they do successes.

- The biggest DIY failure of the year still belongs to Jeffrey Toobin.

- Who remembers what Jeffrey did on Zoom? Can I see a show of hands??

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According to a new poll, the average person estimates that it takes them 5 hours of trial and error before quitting their project and calling in a professional to help.

- In my case, it’s 4 or 5 MINUTES! (if that).

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YouTube announced that they will BAN any video that claims Vaccines - including COVID - are “Ineffective” or “Dangerous”.

- So you CAN’T do that… But you CAN look up “The Funniest Taliban Moment EVER” video. (TRUE)

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A new study claims Americans check their smart phones 96 times a day.

- Go ahead. I’ll wait.

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90 year old William Shatner is set to blast off into outer space on Jeff Bezos’ Blue Origin rocket and become the oldest person ever in space.

- This reminds me of one of my favorite TV moments… William Shatner was booked to speak at a Star Trek convention where everyone is dressed up like “Trekkies”… Shatner takes one look down at the audience and says, “Hey People… It was just a TV SHOW! GET A LIFE!!”

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Friday!

-Dick