A Black and Tan Hound named "Lou" has broken the Guinness Record for "Dog With the Longest Ears in the World" - with flappers measuring a whopping 13.38 inches.

- His owner says “Lou” also has a big nose, which he "tends to stick in other’s people's business".

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A Palo Alto woman was charged with arson for setting one of California's wildfires... but she claims the fire started by accident when she tried to boil some bear urine to drink.

- Who among us hasn’t started a Forrest fire when we’re boiling some bear urine to drink??

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The President of South Korea is proposing a ban on citizens eating dog meat.

- So if you go to South Korea and you’re in the mood for some Tuna Poodle Casserole… you’re outta luck.

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53% of peoplei n the US say they have artwork of nature and landscapes in their home while just 45% say they have artwork featuring people in their homes.

- Meanwhile, 6 percent have a painting of "Dogs Playing Poker" over their Fireplace.

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A Staten Island dad was busted for secretly filming nude videos of his live-in nanny.

- If this guy ends up in prison, he's gonna need to grow an Au-Pair.

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A Florida woman was arrested for assaulting her boyfriend because he wanted to “Cuddle” with her.

- I’m pretty sure than most women realize that when a man says he wants to “Cuddle” its code for what he really wants to do: “The Horizontal Mambo”.

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Thursday!

-Dick