A British Couple were left red-faced when they had to be rescued from their vehicle — after it flipped over during some "rambunctious sex".

- That’s must have been SOME “Rambunctious sex”!

- Do they teach classes in “Rambunctious sex”? (Asking for a friend…)

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A recording of John Lennon singing about his Peace Campaign is expected to bring $50,000 when it goes on sale this week.

- And for an extra $30 Grand… they’ll edit out Yoko’s back-up vocals.

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Things are getting hairy for barbers in Afghanistan, where the Taliban police have banned them from trimming beards and shaving hair because it’s a violation of Islamic law.

- Usually in Afghanistan, "Taking a little off the top"... means more than just “shaving” or “trimming”.

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Great News! Just in time for Halloween, a clothing company has introduced a "Sexy Bernie Sanders" costume.

- Chances are it’s based on the sexy outfit Bernie wore when he and his wife Honeymooned in MOSCOW. (True!)

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Taliban fighters have posted so many pics of themselves at an Afghan amusement park, the countries new Defense Minister has instructed them to “Stop having so much fun”… and "Stop posting selfies" on Social Media.

- They especially enjoy “Mr. Toad’s Wild Ride”, and takin’ a spin on the Bumper Cars. Unfortunately the “Bumper Cars” are the Military Equipment the U.S. left behind.

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New York City continues to be overrun by junkies shooting heroin in broad daylight.

- If Frank Sinatra was alive today, even HE wouldn't Want to Be a Part of It... New York, New York.

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Wednesday!

-Dick