The UN Sec. General said over the weekend that Humanity is on the brink of “Nuclear annihilation” with the threat the highest it’s been in 40 years.

- So we’ve got that going for us!!

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Just before VP Kamala Harris was set to join the ladies on “The View” Friday, two of the hosts were pulled off the air for having “Positive Covid Tests” that turned out to be “False”.

- Kamala was immediately put in charge of finding the “Root cause of False Positives among Talk Show Hosts”.

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United Airlines was fined $2 MILLION for violating Federal Law by keeping passengers trapped on planes for up to 9 hours.

- I know how they feel… I took a trip to Tahiti years ago and ended up stuck on a plane for 22 HOURS. Of course, we WERE in mid-flight at the time.

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Speaking of Planes… Harry and Meghan took a Private Plane back to California after a whirlwind trip to NYC to promote “Vaccine Equity”.

- I’m all for that… but how about some “Private Plane Equity”?

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Prince Harry and Meghan Markle's website cares about your mental health... If you stay on the site for more than 20 minutes, a message pops up encouraging you to "Take a Break" because H&M want you to "Limit your screen time”.

-Hey Harry and Meghan... Here's an idea: How about Limiting YOUR Screen time.

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A new survey by the UK’s “Guardian” newspaper found that COVID may have killed our sex lives.

- Well that’s two minutes we’re not gonna get back.

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Tuesday!

-Dick