President Biden used his one-on-one meeting with British PM Boris Johnson to reprise a story about an Amtrak conductor who supposedly congratulated him for traveling TWO MILLION MILES on Amtrak — even though the conductor died before the event happened.

-Ya think maybe Joe is confusing Amtrak with the Lionel Train he played with as a kid?

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Politico - the left leaning Website that dismissed the Hunter Biden laptop Scandal as “Russian disinformation” now says they’ve confirmed the story is true.

- I guess now that the election’s over they have time to get their facts straight.

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Taco Bell is test marketing a new “Taco Lover’s Pass” where you get one FREE Taco everyday for 30 days for an upfront fee of five dollars.

- They were going to introduce the “Taco Lover’s Pass” last year at this time, but nobody had any toilet paper.

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In a new Disney + Documentary, Dr. Fauci say’s that despite being on TV nearly everyday, he’s a “Modest, humble person” who is actually, “Media Shy”.

- If Dr. Fauci is "Media Shy" them I'm a Super Model.

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A new law passed in the South American Country of Colombia will give the countries Workers two days' paid leave if their pets die.

- It doesn't sound like much… but that’s 14 DAYS in Dog Years.

- Cat owners get the better end of the stick… Their owners get two days off for each of Fluffy’s Nine Lives.

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A group of Scientists are trying to potty-train cows.

- The hardest part is gettin’ them to sit still when their udders hit the cold water.

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Friday!

-Dick