Celebs like Milley Cyrus are sporting the latest in Hollywood Hair: “The Wolf Cut”. It’s described as a cross between “The Mullet” and “The Shag”.

- Which is perfect for women who want to look like Carol Brady in 1969.

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A 25-year old Florida man was arrested and jailed for DUI after driving the wrong way down the street… on his Wedding Day.

- On a bright note… he must have had quite a Wedding NIGHT.

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White House press secretary Jen Psaki said that illegal migrants don’t require vaccines because, and I quote, “They are not intending to stay here for a lengthy period of time.”

- Oh REALLY???

- Sounds like what my ex-brother in law from Buffalo always said when he drove to our house for Thanksgiving.

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The White House Press Corp was left shocked yesterday when British PM Boris Johnson answered their questions during a sit-down with President Biden… but the Prez didn’t take take any questions.

- In his defense, Joe COULDN’T answer questions because he left his Magic 8 Ball in his nap room.

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A gene editing startup called “Colossal Labs” has raised $15 Million dollars from investors hoping to bring back the Wooly Mammoth.

- WHY???

- If they’re going to bring something back with a lot of hair, why not go with something we REALLY MISS like… Robin William?

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McDonald's announced plans Tuesday to phase out plastic toys in its Happy Meals by the end of 2025 and instead will offer playthings made from recycled or bio-based and plant-derived materials.

- I’m not so worried about the toys… it’s what’s in the McNuggets that concerns me.

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Thursday!

-Dick

P.S. Happy Birthday to Jackie’s son (my Grandson!) Charlie who turns the big 2-0 today!