A new study says only 56% of Americans can name all three branches of government.

- Seriously? I thought everyone new they’re the Executive Branch, the Legislative Branch and Dr. Fauci.

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According to a new survey of 2000 people, 43% of Americans say they’re working their “dream job” from childhood.

- When I was a kid, I wanted to be a bus driver. If that had worked out… I’d be the Ralph Cramden of the Buffalo NY-Delaware Avenue Bus Line! “Next Stop: The Anchor Bar for some Chicken Wings!!”

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A Walmart worker quit in a profanity-laced tirade over the Louisiana store’s loudspeakers saying, “Attention Walmart shoppers and associates, my name is Beth from electronics. Everyone here is overworked and underpaid. And to Jared, our store manager, you’re a Pervert”.

- Forget the bus driver thing… when I grow up, I want to be Beth from Electronics.

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The Mayor of San Francisco was caught on video dancing at a night club WITHOUT A MASK after MANDATING THEM FOR EVERYONE. She defended her actions saying critics are trying to be “The Fun Police” and shouldn’t be allowed to “Micromanage what we do”.

- Because that’s HER Job.

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The Vatican is now closing it’s doors to anyone who’s not vaccinatinted.

- HINT: Just say you’ve had the shot, and if they ask to see your Vaccination Card… tell ‘em they should take it on Faith.

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Two Japanese sisters have been confirmed as the world's oldest living identical twins and the oldest ever identical twins at the age of 107.

- So guys, if your’e looking for a somewhat mature woman who even has a sister for your friend… call now! This is a limited time offer.

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Wednesday!

-Dick