Hallelujah! The View is back from summer break starting it’s 25th SEASON!!

- I came up with a few things I think the ladies can do to make this season it’s best ever!…

1) Have Joy Behar wear a face mask everyday.

2) See #1.

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Mercedes has created a car that can read a driver's mind and adjust its controls according to their thoughts.

- They were going to invent a car that can read a PASSENGER’s mind - but it turns out the driver already knows that his wife is thinking he’s driving too fast.

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North Korea held a Middle-of-the-Night military parade to mark the 73rd anniversary of its founding with a noticeably slimmed down Kim Jong Un waving to the crowd.

- He may be a maniacal, nuke-happy dictator… but boy can that guy watch his Carbs!

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Prince Andrew had a private lunch summit with his Mom, Queen Elizabeth yesterday to discuss strategy as he faces sexual assault allegations.

- And to ask if the Queen will speak at “Career Day” in his girlfriend’s fifth grade class.

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Lifetime’s movie, “Harry & Meghan: Escape from the Palace” is being panned on Social Media for making Harry and Meghan “Look like victims”, while Prince William was “The Bad guy” and Prince Charles was portrayed as a “Hapless Fool”.

- I’m sorry I missed it… but I’ve already marked my Calendar for the special Hallmark Channel Movie, “Harry & Meghan: A Very California Christmas!”

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Google has launched 'racial equity training' for its employees, with one session asserting that America is based on a 'system of white supremacy' where babies learn to be racist at three months old.

- So it takes almost three YEARS to teach a kid how to go in a potty chair - but they pick up racism in 3 MONTHS??

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RIP… Actor Michael Constantine, best-known for playing the proud father in the hit movie "My Big Fat Greek Wedding," died last week at 94 following a long illness.

- Sadly, there are some things even Windex can’t fix.

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Friday!

-Dick