Controversial University of Pennsylvania transgender swimmer, Lia Thomas, who was born male and is transitioning to female was defeated by another transgender swimmer from Yale Saturday - who was born female and is transitioning to male.

- I don’t care if they’re male or female… as long as they don’t pee in the pool.

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A study published in the Journal of Nature Products found that compounds found in Cannabis - ie: Marijuana - have potential to combat COVID in humans.

- This explains why Willie Nelson always looks so gosh darn Healthy!!

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The Biden administration announced that starting Saturday, Health Insurers must pay for eight COVID-19 home tests per month - per person - per household.

- Awesome! Now all the Government has to do is get some tests.

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A man in Portland, Oregon claims his “manhood” shrunk by an inch-and-a-half due to Covid, and doctors say it can’t be fixed.

- You’ve heard of “Long Covid”? Well, this is the OPPOSITE of THAT.

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In a related story, a man in California claims he woke up recently and couldn’t find his “Fellas”.

- Turns out it has nothing to do with Covid… Doctors say it was “caused by his marriage to Meghan Markle”.

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A man described as an Antifa activist was caught at a conservative rally in Florida with a homemade pipe bomb and a checklist of items he needed to commit an attack, including: a "Gas Mask," "Flammable Rags," "Matches," and "Snacks."

- Ironically… the most dangerous thing on the list was the snacks: Flaming Hot Cheetos.

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On this day in 1995 the murder trial of OJ Simpson begin in Los Angeles.

- And bless his heart… 27 years later… he’s still looking for the real killer or killers.

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Thursday!

-Dick