It’s National Rubber Ducky Day!

So fill up the tub… don’t be a Schmuck!

Grab the soap… And Float your Duck!

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A family in Minnesota donated a recliner to a thrift store… not knowing their pet cat was hiding inside. When store employees heard the chair “Meowing”… they freed the cat and returned him safely to his owners.

- The same thing happened to me when I worked at a furniture store one summer. Except I found a dog hiding in a Bark-a-lounger. (Bada Boom)

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A new study in the UK shows that a farmer who gave his cows Virtual Reality headsets that showed them in a summer field has increased milk production because it puts them in a better mood.

- On the whole, they say their mood has improved about 2%.

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In June, Hunter Biden’s Ex-Wife Kathleen is set to release a tell-all about their 24 year marriage - in which she details how he spent their money on drugs, alcohol, prostitutes and strip clubs.

- Hey… how about telling us something we don’t already know?

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Hollywood Madam Heidi Fleiss is moving out of Nevada to Missouri after someone shot her parrot.

- So I guess they were wrong. What happens in Vegas DOESN’T stay in VEGAS. It moves to Missouri.

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With the cost of food continuing to rise, Domino's Pizza announced that it’s cutting its $7.99 order of wings from 10 to 8 pieces of chicken.

- Reminds me of the end of “It’s a Wonderful Life” when Zuzu looks at her dad and says, “Every time Inflation reaches a 40 year high… Domino’s Cut’s the number of Wings!”

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RIP… Ronnie Spector… of the Ronettes who’s hit’s included “Sleigh Ride”, “Frosty the Snowman”, and “Be My Baby” among others has died at the age of 78.

Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Friday!

-Dick