Happy Birthday to Buzz Aldrin who turns 92 today!

- Buzz is a member of an elite group who have walked on the moon including Neil Armstong, Pete Conrad… and the most famous Moon-walker of all, Michael Jackson.

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67 year old Jim Belushi is now a cannabis farmer and claims that if his brother John had smoked Pot instead of using Cocaine and Heroin… he’d be alive today.

- He’d be a 72 year old man in a Toga… but he’d be ALIVE.

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The Biden administration will start shipping 400-million free non-surgical N95 face masks to distribution sites nationwide this week.

- Which is PERFECT… When it comes to the Government, we should be gettin’ the Masks just in time for Halloween!

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This week, Dr. Fauci said we are still in the FIRST of FIVE Stages of the Pandemic…and cautioned against thinking we are further along than we actually are.

- It’s kind of like when your at a Movie theater… and you’ve finished the entire Large Bucket of Buttered Popcorn and 72 ounce Diet Coke Combo… and you realize your still watching the previews.

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Rumors are swirling that Harry and Meghan may decline to attend the Memorial event for Harry’s grandfather Phillip because the Queen won’t allow Harry to hire Private Police Protection while he’s in England.

- This reminds me of a game we used to play when we were kids… Remember how we’d challenge each other to “Silence Contests” to see who could stay quiet the longest??? Whataya say we challenge Harry and Meghan to one of those??

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A new study found that Arthritis can potentially be cured by zapping a person's bones with electricity.

- They got the idea from a man who Tazed his wife during a romantic game of “Cops and Robbers” and when she came to… her arthritis was Gone!

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Alec Baldwin is being sued for $25 MILLION for making a false and defamatory claim about the sister of a fallen Marine in Afghanistan… after he said she was part of the Capitol riot on January 6th - which she denies.

- Hey… at least all Alec did THIS time was shoot his MOUTH off.

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Friday!

-Dick