The NFL is exploring holding the Super Bowl in another location if COVID restrictions in California make it impossible to hold it in L.A.

- Why not go with Ford Field? The Lions play there all the time and they rarely catch anything.

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The World Health Organization is now warning about “Flurona” - which they say is a very real condition in which a person contracts the Flu and the Coronavirus at the same time.

- Which leads to another condition known as “Yougottabekiddingme-itis”.

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The WHO says Flurona symptoms are the same as flu and Covid symptoms, and can include fever, cough, fatigue, runny nose, sore throat, diarrhea, and muscle and body aches… and can be spread by coughing, sneezing, talking, singing and BREATHING.

- So far today, I’ve coughed once, sneezed twice, talked three times… but I haven’t done any singing or breathing… so I guess I’m good for now.

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Brazilian President Jair Bolsonaro was taken to a Sao Paulo hospital for tests early Monday after experiencing abdominal discomfort.

- Usually when you hear “Brazilian” and “Abdominal Discomfort” in the same sentence… there’s a Russian woman and hot wax involved.

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BMW unveiled the world’s first ever color-changing Sports Activity Vehicle at the Consumer Electronics Show in Las Vegas… that can switch from White to Black at the press of a button.

- If only OJ’s White Bronco had had this technology he might have evaded the police and he could have gotten away with MURDER!!! Oh… wait a minute… he already did.

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For the first time in history an Aircraft Carrier - the USS Abraham Lincoln - has deployed under a female Captain.

- Hundreds waited anxiously onshore as she checked her lipstick in the ship’s rear-view mirror, put on her Barry Manilow tape, checked her phone, took a sip of her Diet Coke and proudly backed the ship out of Port.

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75 year old Cher says that she refuses to let her hair go gray.

- Uh oh! She’s in trouble now… because Prez. Biden just put Kamala Harris in charge of finding the “Root Cause” of why people’s hair turns Gray.

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RIP… Lawrence N. Brooks, the oldest U.S. World War II veteran has died at the age of 112.

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Friday!

-Dick