The former Chief Scientist for NASA says that all we have to do to make it possible for Humans to live on Mars is to create a giant magnetic shield and put it around Mars to block energy from the sun and keep it from over-heating the Martian surface.

- He got the idea from a Super Hero comic book he read over Christmas..

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KFC is starting the new year by launching a new plant-based fried chicken made with “Beyond Meat”.

- Is it just me or does that sound Finger Lickin’ Gross??

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Jeff Bezos says his new buff body is the result of a strict diet and a personal trainer… but there are rumors that he’s taking a Testosterone Replacement to build muscle.

- The Testosterone would also explain why he went into space on a rocket ship shaped like… well… you know.

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The government of Quebec has reversed course and will exempt Dog-Walkers from their new 10pm COVID curfew after facing backlash from pet owners.

- Unlike their dogs, they don’t think the Government should stick their noses in other peoples business.

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A new report claims Americans are naming their dogs "COVID" because of the pandemic.

- If I wanted to name my Dog after something annoying that won’t go away… I think I’d go with “Dr. Fauci”.

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California twins were born just fifteen minutes apart but in different years — with one born just a few minutes before midnight in 2021 and the other at exactly Midnight on New Year’s Day in 2022.

- Both babies rang in the New Year happily babbling and drooling… not unlike those two guys who co-hosted the Ball-Drop on CNN.

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Thursday!

-Dick