Betty White’s longtime manager says that the 99 year old’s last word was “Allen”… the name of her third husband and love of her life - game show host, Allen Ludden.

- Call me crazy… but maybe Allen was the “Password” to get into Heaven???

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Over the Holidays, Queen Elizabeth delivered her annual Address to the Nation and said it was a difficult Christmas without “one familiar face”… Prince Phillip - but never mentioned Harry or Meghan.

- Apparently the Queen wasn’t too thrilled with the “Sheppard’s Pie of the Month Club” they sent her for Christmas.

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The ladies of “The View” are doing the show from their homes because of COVID - and on Mondays show Joy Behar announced that Whoopi Goldberg has tested positive but has “very, very mild symptoms” and will likely be back next week.

- I’m not much for Mask Mandates… But how about Muzzles??

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Speaking of COVID… All Indoor Dining, Gyms and Movie Theaters in Ontario are closed - again - and schools have gone back to online classes.

- I wish I’d gone to school in Canada. That way whenever my Mother asked me “How’d your test go, Dickie?” I could have said, “It went good, eh?” And she would have said, “An ‘A’? That’s not just good… it’s wonderful”.

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The NHL's Outdoor Winter Classic between the St. Louis Blues and the Minnesota Wild was the coldest Pro-Sporting event in history, with a temperature of MINUS 5.7 degrees.

- It was even colder than the Lions were this season. (But on the bright side (?) with Sundays loss to Seattle, the Lions did “Lock in” the #1 and #2 Draft Picks for next season!)

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25 years after it was first introduced, Little Caesars has raised the price of its famous Hot ‘n Ready Pizza from $5 to $5.55 nationwide.

- Fans of Hot ‘n Ready say $5.55 is still a great price for a Large Pizza, but Bernie Sanders says it’s “An elitist attempt to keep Pizza away from all but the Upper Crust”.

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Wednesday!

-Dick