The CDC is being widely mocked for doing a series of U-turns on their COVID policies in the last week… and is now admitting “it’s not just about following the science” but we “Need to keep the country running”.

- If ONLY they had thought of that a year ago!!

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Anderson Cooper and Andy Cohen once again giggled their way through CNN’s live New Year’s Eve Coverage.

- Couldn’t CNN do better than these two? Like maybe get the the guys from “Dumb and Dumber”??

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Prince Harry and Meghan Markle are preparing to leave their $11 million dollar California mansion because the couple “Isn't in love” with the property.

- And by “the couple” they mean “Meghan”.

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Just 72 hours before her ventilator was scheduled to be turned off, a nurse in the UK awoke from a 28 day Covid-induced Coma after some of her friends on the nursing staff gave her Viagra.

- She was up and around in no time.

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Scientists say that people whose feet give off the same odor as that produced by LIMBURGER CHEESE are more likely to be bitten by mosquitos than people whose feet are “scented” like other cheeses.

- I would have thought the mosquitos would be attracted to Vel-feet-a.

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If you ate unhealthy over the Holidays… you might want to try some popcorn. Why? Nutritionists say its whole grain, has plenty of fiber and is low in calories.

- It’s also a great way to get more melted butter and salt into your diet!

- And if you add a little caramel… it makes for a great dessert!

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RIP… Betty White and the NFL’s John Madden and Dan Reeves.

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Tuesday!

-Dick