Had a fabulous time last night... I was the “Designated Driver” for my wife Donna, 4 of my Daughters and a couple of their friends for the Michael Buble concert down at LCA. And whatdaya know… for my efforts, they even got me a ticket! Great show… HUGE ORCHESTRA… Big crowd (especially on a Monday night!) And not only Monday… but yesterday was Canadian Thanksgiving (which we forgot to mention on the blog) and Buble IS CANADIAN! He even worked on his NATIONAL HOLIDAY!! Great show, eh!?!? I’d see him again… even if I wasn’t the driver!!
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In an effort to battle Climate Change, New Zealand is considering a proposal to tax the greenhouse gases farms produce, including BURPING and PEEING.
- Question: Are they talking about the Farm ANIMALS or the FARMERS??
- As Bob Dylan said, "The Answer my Friend... Is Blowin' in the Wind. The Answer is Blowing' in the Wind".
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Researchers with the American Heart Association have found that 91 percent of parents notice their families are less stressed when they share meals together.
- With the exception of the Royal Family when Harry and Meghan are in town.
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A new poll reveals that 6 in 10 Americans credit celebrity role models for getting them through tough times.
- It's true. I wouldn’t have made it through the Pandemic if I hadn’t worn Shapewear like Kim Kardashian, gotten diet tips from Michael Moore and read Joy Behar's memoir, "Always Smiling".
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Serbian scientists have named a new species of Beetle after tennis great Novak Djokovic due to its speed, strength, flexibility, durability and ability to survive in a difficult environment.
- They say they are working to teach the Beetle how to play the Drums... and if successful, will rename it, "Ringo Starr".
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A high school golf team in Austin, Texas, had to cancel practice last week after they showed up to the course and encountered a group of scantily clad Adult Entertainment Club employees holding their “Annual Company Outing”.
- Hey… at least that’s ALL they were holding.
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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Tuesday!
-Dick