RIP… Angela Lansbury… known for her roles in “Gaslight”, “The Manchurian Candidate”, “Murder She Wrote”, and “Beauty & The Beast” among many others… died yesterday at the age of 96. She admitted a few years ago, that back in the 1960’s, when she realized her daughter had started hanging around with Charles Manson - she moved her entire family to Ireland to get away from Manson and his followers. Smart move!

*****

A California man is suing the makers of Texas Pete hot sauce over false advertising, because it’s not made in Texas.

- Wait until he finds out Heinz doesn’t have 57 Varieties.

- And I’m pretty sure Dove Soap isn’t made out of actual Birds…

*****

Researchers say that exposure to other people’s infidelity can actually “rub off” on people and make them more likely to be unfaithful in their own romantic relationship.

- If that’s true… Hillary Clinton’s Dance Card is FULL!

*****

In a bizarre business move, Kanye West played a pornographic film for shocked Adidas executives during a recent meeting.

- Maybe Kanye thought he was meeting with Nike and assumed they were comfortable with the whole “Just Do It” thing??

*****

According to a new poll, 78% of pet owners agree that seeing their furry friend when they come home is the best part of their day - even more than seeing their kids.

- It’s a tough call. Your dog or cat can’t hug you like your kids can… but then again, your kids don’t get so excited to see you that they pee on the carpet.

*****

A pair of authentic Levi Jean’s from the 1880’s Gold Rush were sold at auction for $76,000. The Jeans - which are being called “The Holy Grail of Vintage Denim Collecting” were found in an abandoned mine in New Mexico by a “Denim Archeologist”.

- There are “Denim Archeologists”? Sounds like somebody graduated with Honors from THE Ohio State University!!!

*****

Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Thursday!’

-Dick