PIC OF CAMP LE JUNE

Saw this on Facebook and had to share! Enough said!

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Tom Brady has joined a group of investors buying an expansion team for the 2023 Major League Pickleball Season. For those of you that don’t know, Pickleball is played with paddles and combines elements of tennis, badminton and ping-pong.

- Isn’t Tom already in a bit of a financial Pickle with Gisele?? Although word on the street is, she’s got more money that he has!

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Gen Z - 10 to 25 year olds… say that the "Thumbs Up" emoji is "Passive/Aggressive" and using it, and other emojis like the Red Heart, and Clapping Hands makes people look "Old".

- NOTE TO GEN Z: Commenting on stuff like this makes you look “Annoying”.

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According to a new survey, over half of all parents’ hide Halloween candy to enjoy after the holiday.

- Truth is... they don't mean to hide it. They just set it down with their keys and phone and it's Thanksgiving by the time they remember where they left it.

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On the latest episode of “The Kardashians”, Kim Kardashian told her Grandma that she had sex with her then boyfriend Pete Davidson on the floor in front of a fireplace “to honor her”.

- Hey... some people Honor their Grandparents by handing down family heirlooms and treasured recipes... others, by having sex in front of the fire.

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Scores on the ACT college admissions test have hit their lowest point in more than 30 years - with 42% of the Class of 2022 High School Grads failing to meet ANY OF THE BENCHMARKS IN ENGLISH, READING, SCIENCE or MATH.

- But on a bright note... When the results were mailed out, the ACT graders got every students “Preferred Pronouns” right 100% of the time!

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Tom Cruise is set to become “the first civilian to do a spacewalk” outside of the International Space Station when he blasts off into space to shoot a new action movie.

- They say it’ll be, “A Small Step For Mankind… And a Giant Leap for A Man Whose Kinda Short”.

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A horticulture teacher from Minnesota set a new U.S. record for the heaviest pumpkin after raising a giant gourd weighing 2,560 pounds.

- That is what Linus in the “Peanuts” cartoon would call… “A Great Pumpkin”!!

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Happy Birthday to Marie Osmond Who is 63 today!

She's a little bit country... And a lit bit lighter than she used to be thanks to Nutrisystem!!!!!

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Friday!

-Dick