Happy Halloween!!!

NOTE TO TRICK OR TREATERS: I apologize, but due to inflation… The Chunky Soup that I hand out to the little nippers every Halloween won’t be as nearly Chunky this year! Sorry!!

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The Lions lost to the Miami Dolphins yesterday 31-27… bringing their record to 1 and 6.

- Further cementing the tradition, that for the 57th year in a row… The Lions will dress up in the most outlandish Halloween Costume they could think of… A Super Bowl-Appearing Football Team.

But my hometown team- the Buffalo Bills continued their winning season last night by beating Green Bay 27-17… bringing their record to 7 and 1 !!! Go Bills!!!! Speaking of Super Bowls… If the Lions can’t do it, It looks like the Bills might!

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An 8 year old boy became the youngest person to climb Yosemite's 3,000 foot 'El Capitan' Mountain.

- I feel bad for the kid. Some guys peak in High School. This kid “Peaked” in 3rd Grade.

- I guess it’s all downhill from here.

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Kamala Harris continues to be mocked for an awkward video in which she professes her love for “Yellow School Buses”… saying, “Who doesn’t love Yellow School Buses?”.

- Does everything have to be about color??

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Pope Francis continues to raise eyebrows by speaking out against nuns and priests watching internet porn.

- Are you kidding me??????? Priests and Nuns have INTERNET???

- This makes me think of my friend Thom Sharp’s great song “They Don’t Make Nun Names Like That No More” where he talked about his teachers. Remember his shop teacher “Sister Mary Black and Decker? I can only imagine his “Sex Ed Teacher”… “Sister Mary Very Bad Habit”.

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An actor from Lion King: The Musical is accusing his female co-star Ameena Kaplan of demanding sex and threatening to hold back his career if he didn’t sleep with her.

- He said it wasn’t a question of “Can You Feel the Love Tonight?” but rather “What TIME Tonight??”.

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My sweet and wonderful wife Gail passed away 4 years ago today. She is truly loved and missed by me and our girls ❤️

Have a great day, Happy Halloween and I’ll see you back here Tuesday…

-Dick