Thank you so much for all the kind thoughts and messages yesterday! Meant the world! Meanwhile… my 10 year old Grandson Brayden (My late daughter Julie & her husband Brad’s son) hit it big with the Halloween candy (and the ladies if this pic is any indication!) in his Ironman costume!

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Thousands of people were trapped inside China’s Shanghai Disney after the Chinese Government locked down the theme park in response to a local outbreak of COVID. But officials say some rides are still operating to keep people entertained.

- They’ve got great attractions at Shanghai Disney including… “It’s a Small World… Because WE SAID IT IS”, “The Hall of Czars” and “Honey I Brainwashed the Kids”.

- They’ve got EPCOT too… But there’s only one country: China.

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According to a new survey of 2,000 U.S. parents with kids between the ages of 3 and 15, 2/3 of respondents have taken & eaten some of the candy their kids got Trick or Treating.

- The other 1/3’s mouthes were so full of Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups and Laffy Taffy they couldn’t respond to the survey.

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Gwyneth Paltrow has released her annual list of “Must Have Gifts” just in time for the Holidays… including a $28,500 leather “Sex Chair” and a Miniature Gucci Purse to hold dog poop bags for just $420.

- Proving once again that Gwyneth is really just “The Girl Next Door”… if you happen to live next to a Super Rich, Dog Loving, Sex Crazed Freak with way too much time on her hands.

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A 35-year-old New York man claims to be a vampire and even wears fangs to fit the part.

- Well if you’re gonna be up all night you might as well live in the City that Never Sleeps!

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A Texas woman says "Hooker Ghosts" have taken over a rental property she owns. She says they "appear at night" and try to proposition her male renters - but so far, there have been no takers.

- It's not that the guys aren't interested... it's that, being Ghosts, they only take Crypt-o currency.

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Wednesday!

-Dick