With the price of Turkey almost $2 a pound and the cost of side dishes through the roof, Economists say many Americans are cutting back by inviting fewer people to Thanksgiving dinner.
- Since we have about 30 people coming for Thanksgiving, we realized we need to make some cuts. I guess this would be as good a time as any to mention… We drew names and… Sorry Jackie! Oh well… there’s always Christmas dinner!
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Meanwhile a growing number of Millennials say their ditching the traditional Turkey Day menu altogether and are going for something more affordable for their Thanksgiving Feast… Pizza, Soup & Salad.
- LITTLE KNOWN HISTORICAL FACT: Captain John Smith and Pocahontas sneaked off to her Tee-Pee after dinner. They described each other as “Hot” and “Ready”… which was picked up as the name of the Pizza at the Jamestown Little Caesar’s and the rest, as they say, is history!
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Ben Stiller says he’s hesitant about returning for the movie “Dodgeball 2” because “he's a little trepidatious about doing a sequel to something so beloved.”
- "Dodgeball 1" was BELOVED?? I never even heard of it.
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Kanye West was seen getting into an argument with a parent at his son Saint’s soccer game in Los Angeles.
- Nice to see Kanye do something normal for a change.
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In the latest protest by Climate Activists, two women glued themselves to the handrails around a Dinosaur exhibit at Berlin's Natural History Museum holding a banner that read: "What if the government doesn't have it under control?"
- Call me crazy… but I don't need to glue myself to a Dinosaur to KNOW that the Government Doesn't have much of ANYTHING under control.
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A TikTok influencer who filmed herself hitting a golf ball into the Grand Canyon is now facing criminal charges.
- I'm not one to brag... and I'm no "Influencer"... but I hit a golf ball into the Grand Canyon once... and I GOT A HOLE IN ONE!!!!!
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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Thursday!
-Dick