The fallout from Tuesday’s Midterm elections kind of reminded me of this pic from “Planes, Trains & Automobiles”… It looks like two voters: One happy and one unhappy. But, hey… remember… they ended up having Thanksgiving Dinner TOGETHER at the end of the movie!

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New research focusing on 2020 has concluded that major political events like Elections can have a big impact on psychological health and well-being.

- It can even impact things in the bedroom. Yes… it turns out “Electile Dysfunction” is a real thing.

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A 38 year old Texas man was arrested for shoplifting and faces jail time after a Super Market cashier saw him shove a bottle of eggnog in his pants.

- This happened in Texas, so he’ll probably get 20 to life. In California, they would have asked if they could hold the Egg Nog for him so he could go next door and rob the jewelry store.

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The Taliban government in Afghanistan announced that Women are no longer allowed to enter the countries amusement parks.

- But there’s no problem… If they want to experience the “Taliban Tower of Terror”… they can just go outside their house without without a male chaperone.

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The Russian Ministry of Education is reporting planning to introduce military training to its school curriculum starting next school year with a 140 hours of combat classes for Juniors and Seniors in High School.

- Meanwhile… OUR High School kids are busy learning how to make Tik-Tok Videos and take selfies with their Emotional Support Hamsters.

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MSNBC host Katy Tur speculated on Wednesday that - following his victory over Dr. Oz in Pennsylvania -Senator-Elect John Fetterman could RUN FOR PRESIDENT someday.

- Really??? Well… As Diane Keaton famously said in “Annie Hall”… “La-Di-Da, La-Di-Da, La-Di-Da”. -

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Disney greenlit an Indiana Jones television series for their streaming platform, Disney+.

- Harrison Ford is 80 now… so get ready for “Indiana Jones and the Early Bird Dinner”.

- And “Raiders of the Lost Keys, Iphone, & Remote Control”

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Harvey Weinstein’s defense lawyer asked the Judge if Harvey can wear suspenders in court because… having lost a lot of weight in Prison on sex charges, he’s been struggling to keep his pants on.

- Of course if Harvey had been able to keep his pants on, he wouldn’t be in jail in the first place.

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Friday!

-Dick