Jay Leno is back home after undergoing two surgeries for damage to his face & hands caused by a fire that broke out while he was working on one of his classic cars. He’s expected to make a full recovery… and as Jay’s co-star in the movie “Collision Course” (and by “Co-Star” I mean I had a 20 second voice-over role), I send him my very best and hope we can get back to making movies TOGETHER… Soon!!!

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Two years after after the NY Post broke the Hunter Biden Laptop Story… CBS News has finally “Verified it’s Authenticity”… but not before calling it “Russian Disinformation” during the 2020 Presidential and 2022 Midterm Elections.

- In related news… CBS also announced: “We can now confirm that the Earth is Round, The Sun sets in the West, and Yes, Bears Do Go in the Woods”.

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In a shock Sunday night move at the “House of Mouse” Disney announced that it’s current CEO is out… and former CEO Bog Iger - who retired less than a year ago is coming back to try to fix the company who’s stock fell over their “Woke” Policies.

- No one is more excited about this than Sleeping Beauty who says she hasn’t gotten a decent night’s sleep since Disney went “Woke”.

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Speaking of Shut-Eye… 2 in 3 Americans say the #1 thing they wish Santa would leave under the tree for them this year… is “A decent night’s sleep” or “Any product that can help them sleep better”.

- Remember when “Tickle Me Elmo” was big?? Now everybody wants “Knock Me Out Xanax”.

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After running a 24-hour poll on Twitter, Elon Musk announced that he is reinstating former President Trump on Twitter. 52% of nearly 12 million votes were in favor of the move.

- Trump is already calling for a Recount!

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The strip club “Booby Trap” has made a bid for the naming rights to the Miami Heat’s FTX Arena.

- If that happens… I say Good Luck to all the guys who will have to tell their wives they've got Season Tickets to the "Booby Trap”.

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here tomorrow… Thanksgiving Eve!

-Dick