It’s Thanksgiving Eve!

An estimated 55 MILLION Americans will be traveling 50 miles or more this Holiday weekend: 2.3 MILLION FLYING each day, 50 MILLION traveling by car, and 4 MILLION expected to pack Trains and Busses.

- Hey… That’s a great idea for a movie! We could have gotten Steve Martin and John Candy to star… and we could have called it “Planes, Trains & Automobiles!” Why didn’t we think of that??

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Jones Soda Co. has brought back their Limited Edition “Turkey & Gravy” flavored soda.

- I tried it… but got turned off because the “Gravy” part was a little lumpy.

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Japan pulled off a stunning upset at the World Cup earlier today… beating Germany 2-1.

- Raise your hand if you’re old enough to remember when Japan and Germany played for the same team?

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According to a new survey, 2 in 3 people are working more during the holiday season and even picking up a side gig to earn extra money.

- Even Santa’s Elves are having to get a second job… at the “Men’s Warehouse Small & Short Shop”.

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Scientists at the University of South Australia report that consuming 30-50 grams of Almonds can help people cut back on calories.

- So I was right! Eating 3 Almond Joys a day IS going to help me lose weight!

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Just in time for Thanksgiving… A new romantic horror film “Bones and All,” debuts today. The movie follows two Cannibalistic lovers as they embark on a road trip across America.

- This sounds like “Jeffrey Dahmer” meets “It’s a Wonderful Life”.

- When I read “Romantic Horror” film… I thought it was a documentary about Johnny Depp and Amber Heard.

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here tomorrow… Thanksgiving Day!!

-Dick