It’s National “The Customer is Wrong Day”… or as they call it at my Cable Company… “Tuesday”.

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First Lady Jill Biden unveiled the White House Christmas decorations on Monday - including stockings over the fireplace for each of the Biden Grandchildren… BUT… the daughter Hunter Biden had with a Stripper was left out of the display.

- I’m sure her Mom will get her a stocking. It’ll be a fishnet… but at least she’ll have a stocking.

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In Chicago, charges have been filed against three people after a fight broke out over a soccer game.

- Ya gotta love Chicago… Shoot people and your’e free to go. But throw a juice box on the ground at your kids soccer game and they send you up the river.

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According to a new study, nearly 15% of Americans experience bloating on a weekly basis.

- A related study found that nearly 100% of Sheep experience Bleating in the same time frame.

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Katherine Schwarzenegger posted a first pic of her daughter Eloise with grandpa Arnold.

- Hard to believe Arnold is a Grandpa. He’s gone from “I’ll be back” to “Oh… my Back!”

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The Tulsa Police Department arrested a man Saturday night after they say a family game of Monopoly turned violent with one man arrested after he chased his brother-in-law down the street with a gun.

- Needless to say, he Did Not Pass Go… but went Directly to Jail.

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Wednesday!

-Dick