Singer Pink spent $5000 on a painting created by 2 Chimps… calling it “A Masterpiece”. It was part of an exhibit billed as the 1st ever “Collection of Art by Chimpanzees”.

- Art experts say the Chimps’ painting “Channels the moody colors of a Rembrandt”.

- And the talent of a Hunter Biden.

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Kim Kardashian and Kanye West have finalized their Divorce. As part of the agreement, Kanye has to pay Kim (who is worth $85 MILLION) $200,000 a month in Child Support for their 4 kids North, Chicago, Saint & Psalm.

- Kim also gets 4 of the couples homes including their 60,000 square foot Beverly Hills mansion as well as sole possession of her 38,000 square foot rear end. (It's a duplex).

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The Communist Government in China is being accused of flooding social media sites with ads for Porn and Sex Workers to distract citizens scanning the internet for information about protests in the country.

- Leave it to the Commies to silence the people... By Hooker, by Crook.

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Emotions are still running high after the U.S. defeated Iran in yesterday's World Cup Match, 1 - 0.

- It's sadly Ironic... During the game, as is the rule in soccer, the Iranians used their heads. And by the end of the week, they'll probably lose them.

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About 200 people ice fishing on a frozen Minnesota lake had to be rescued Monday after the chunk of ice they were on broke off and drifted away.

- This is why I alway get MY frozen fish from the Gorton Fisherman and his wife Mrs. Paul.

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Using a single chest X-ray, a new Artificial Intelligence program can predict the risk of heart disease for an entire decade.

- So one X-ray can predict whether you're going to drop dead in the next 10 years?? Well Merry Christmas!!!

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Thursday!

-Dick