The internet went crazy when people spotted First Lady Jill Biden slipping the President something that he immediately put in his mouth and swallowed right before he delivered a speech yesterday.

- Some say it was Candy. Some say it was some sort of “Memory boosting Medication”. I’m going with the Viagra Bill Clinton sends Joe every year in his “Happy Ho-Ho-Holiday’s Gift Basket!”

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Harry and Meghan are largely being blasted on social media for their Netflix Documentary that critics claim is a staged “whine-fest” full of self-indulgence and unfair slams against the Royal Family.

- Well there goes the “World’s Best Sister-in-Law!” Coffee Mug Meghan was hoping to get from William and Kate on Christmas morning.

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A Florida realtor was stunned to find a nude couple having sex in the pool on the property she was preparing to show a client.

- When asked by the police what exactly the couple was doing, she said, “Well… I don’t know how to explain it exactly… but it was definitely more than the Back Stroke.”

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A man who was kicked out of a restaurant in Boca Raton for being “belligerent”, decided to protest by dropping his pants on the sidewalk, then did some acrobatics and “performed a musical number” before being taken into custody by police.

- Some diners on the scene said it was the first time they’d seen someone do the “Y.M.C.A.” …….. with an “Exclamation Point”.

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According to a new survey, nearly half of Americans feel bad taking time off from work when they’re Sick.

- But if you look at all the employment statistics, it appears a lot of people have no problem NOT going to work when they’re Perfectly Healthy.

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Disgraced 30 year old crypto king Sam Bankman-Fried is behind bars in the Bahamas after being arrested JUST ONE DAY before he was set to testify to the US Congress.

- Coincidence???? Maybe.

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Thursday!

-Dick