Looks like we’re going to be more than “Dreaming of a White Christmas… Just Like the One We Used to Know!!!” The National Weather Service has issued a Winter Storm Watch for all of Southeast Michigan starting Thursday night and running all the way through Christmas Eve. We’ll see Rain, Freezing Rain, Falling Temps, 5 to 8 INCHES OF SNOW and Winds UP to 50 MPH.

- It’s gonna be Frosty and Slushy and Blustery… who by the way also happen to be the three of Santa’s Reindeer who got fired for not getting the COVID Shot.

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Last week, the U.S. Customs and Border Protection officers seized 3/4 of a MILLION DOLLARS worth of Viagra that smugglers were attempting to sneak into the country.

- Prosecutors are confidents the charges will hold up in Court.

- It’s too bad Viagra doesn’t work for Women… It would make a great Stocking Stuffer.

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An Australian homeowner got an unexpected festive surprise when he found a snake slithering under his family’s Christmas tree.

- He was even more surprised when the snake started singing, “We Three King Cobras of Orient Are”

- Wait… Am I still allowed to say “Orient”??

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According to a new poll, 61% of Americans say record inflation has impacted the types of presents they asked “Santa” for Christmas this year.

- For instance, in lieu of socks… this year a majority of Americans are asking for a new Government.

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A French hospital was partially evacuated Saturday after an 88 year old man arrived with a World War I artillery shell lodged…… where the sun don’t shine. The man went to the hospital to have the explosive removed — but instead sparked a “bomb scare”.

- All May Have Been Quiet On The Western Front… But Things are Still Out of Control At OUR (and HIS!!!) “Southern Border”!!!

- This isn’t the first time a German Weapon has snuck up on a Frenchmen from the Rear.

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25-year-old professional boxer Teofimo Lopez said in a recent interview that fighting is “better than intercourse.”

- I’ve heard of “Make-Up Sex”… after a fight... but I’ve never hear of “Make-Up Fighting” after sex.

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RIP… Franco Harris… the Hall of Fame Pittsburgh Steelers running back who was known for making a miraculous catch in the AFC Divisional Playoffs against the Oakland Raiders in 1972, has died at 72. His death comes just days before the Steelers were set to retire his No. 32 jersey and celebrate the 50th anniversary of his "Immaculate Reception".

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Thursday!

-Dick