Social Media continues to be outraged by the lack of masks worn by celebrities at the Super Bowl.

- They only REAL Celebs at the game were the Players… and they ALL wore masks.

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One of the “Hooters Girls” has revealed that there is a special vending machine in each Hooters location that dispenses the pantyhose/tights the girls have to wear under their uniforms - which cost $5 a piece.

- That may be the case… but from the looks of the girls, I’m pretty sure the machine ISN’T dispensing Bras.

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The Defense Department has completed the first ever un-manned flight of a Black Hawk helicopter.

- Do they mean un-PERSONED?? Or was it flow by a Woman?? Or a Man identifying as a woman?? Or a person identifying as a Helicopter?? Or A Black Hawk identifying as a Blue Jay?? Stop the world… I want to get off…………

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This just in… Prince Andrew has settled with his sexual harassment accuser for an undisclosed amount of money - so apparently he WILL NOT have to go to trial.

- Which means he’ll be available to take his girlfriend to Prom and maybe even afford to buy her a wrist corsage!!

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When an interviewer asked 78 year old Chevy Chase how he feels when he hears his fellow Saturday Night Live colleagues describe him as “Difficult” and a “Jerk to work with”… Chase said, “I don’t give a crap. I am who I am”.

- Was that Chevy Chase or Popeye the Sailor Man?

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A series of limited-edition Popcorn Buckets from Disney World are selling online for as much as $270 each.

- $270 for a bucket of popcorn?? Why that’s just plain Goofy!

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Tuesday!

-Dick