Disney announced that they are dropping their Mask requirement for all guests in their theme parks starting tomorrow.
- So now they can go back to the old familiar signs hanging around the park… “No Shoes, No. Shirt, No Service! No Mask, No Pants, No Problem!”
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In an effort to promote diversity, this year’s Academy Awards will be hosted by three Women.
- I’m not sure who the three women are, but as long as they’re not three of the regulars on “The View”… I’m good with it.
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Dozens of students at the University of Nevada-Reno were spotted marching through campus demanding the REINSTATEMENT OF THE MASK MANDATE that was recently ended in the state.
- So… We’ve gone from “Burn the Bra!” to “Reinstate the Mask Mandate!”???
- College sure doesn’t sound like as much fun as it used to be… Beer Kegs and Panty Raids…
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Two weeks after CNN boss Jeff Zucker resigned over an affair with a high ranking staffer, the woman, Aliison Gollust, has been fired.
- So it’s true… What’s good for the Goose, is good for the Gander. Or in this case, what’s good for the Gander is good for the Goose. Although the Goose did give consent to the Gander prior to the Goosing.
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Prince Andrews will get help from his Mom, Queen Elizabeth to pay the $16 MILLION settlement he agreed to pay his then 17 year old accuser to settle his Sex scandal.
- In exchange for the money, Randy Andy has agreed to “Mow the lawn at Buckingham Palace and wash the Royal Carriage every weekend” for as long as it takes to pay his Mommy (or as they say across the Pond, his “Mummy”) back.
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Russian speedskater Daniil Aldoshkin has apologized for throwing up two middle fingers after beating Team USA in the Men’s Semi-finals on Tuesday… saying it was “Pure emotion… I’m sorry if this offended anyone”.
- Putin was said to “so thrilled” that the skater flipped America the bird, he promised that even if the skater loses his next race, he won’t poison or shoot him!! What a great guy!
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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Thursday!
-Dick