It’s President’s Day… the Day we honor all those who have answered the call to the lead our Nation by slashing the price on Mattresses… But Hurry… these incredible President’s Day Deals won’t be around forever… unlike Inflation!!!

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The Winter Olympics in Beijing have come to an end with a 2 hour Closing Ceremony featuring Beethoven’s “Ode to Joy” and calls for “One World”.

- China want’s “One World” alright… and they want to Rule it.

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Buckingham Palace announced that Queen Elizabeth has tested positive for COVID.

- And, sad to say, it’s the nicest thing that’s happened to the Queen lately.

- She’s got a stuffy nose and a headache… But enough about Harry, Meghan and Andrew.

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Russian Tanks with the letter "Z" painted on them are assembling on the border of Eastern Ukraine.

- Sounds like Putin is planning on invading Ukraine by “Zoom”.

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A Finland skier suffered a, and I quote, "frozen penis" due to frigid conditions during an Olympic Downhill Event.

- I’LL say it was “Downhill”.

- It could have been worse. He could have been a Pole Vaulter.

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A 14-year-old Louisiana girl was charged with murder after going on the prank website "Rent A Hitman Dot Com" and trying to order a hit on her boyfriend.

- In my day… if we wanted to get rid of our boyfriend or girlfriend, we did it the old fashioned way. We wrote ‘em a Dear John letter.

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Resereach out of the University of Oxford found despite what we’ve been told, eating vegetables may NOT actually reduce our risk of getting Cardio Vascular Disease after all.

- Does this mean I can stop pretending I like Brussel Sprouts now??? Actually… In the interest of full disclosure, I really LIKE the way Brussel Sprouts are cooked these days - cut in half and roasted in the oven. Yum!

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REMINDER:

The 35th Annual Salvation Army Radiothon for the Bed & Bread Club starts this Thursday, Feb. 24 at 4pm and runs until the next day, Friday, Feb 25 at 7pm and will be broadcast LIVE on AM 760 WJR. You can also watch the live stream on your computer or phone at WJR.com or Salmich.org. This is THE FUNDRAISER for this vital program that feeds and shelters thousands of Men, Women and Children in and around Metro Detroit EVERYDAY, 365 DAYS A YEAR! Our goal this year is to raise $1.8 MILLION - and we CAN DO IT WITH YOUR HELP!!! You can donate two ways: You can call 1-833-SAL-HOPE (1-833-725-4673) or you can text the word BREAD to 24365.

I’ll be hosting the final three hours of the Radiothon - Friday from 4 to 7pm - and I hope you’ll tune in - and of course, DONATE!!! (You can even donate NOW!!)

Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Tuesday!

-Dick