Jeff Zucker… the longtime head of CNN… resigned yesterday - effective immediately - citing a sexual relationship he’s been having with his female second-in-command.

- Wow. Between the Cuomo brothers and Zucker… there have been a lot of Sex scandals at CNN. At least Jeffrey Toobin had the decency to keep his hands to himself.

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Former CNN News Anchor Leon Harris was arrested for fleeing the scene of an accident over the weekend and police say they believe he was drunk at the time.

- On a bright note… He’s having the BEST day of anyone at CNN.

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David Crosby and Stephen Stills have joined former band members Graham Nash and Neil Young in removing their music from Spotify over the alleged Joe Rogan Podcast Vaccine Misinformation Bruh-ha-ha.

- As the song says… “If you can’t Jab the One You Love… Jab the One Your With”.

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Whoopi Goldberg is said to be “Livid” after being suspended from “The View” for two weeks following her controversial comments about the Holocaust and is said to be considering quitting the show.

- Fingers and toes crossed!

- Is there any way we can get Joy to go with her??

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A video released by State TV in North Korea attempted to explain Kim Jong Un’s dramatic 44 pound weight loss by saying “His body completely withered away while taking on the fate of the nation… greatly suffering and worrying to realize the dreams of the people”.

- That… and he went on Nutrisystem!

- I guess I just didn’t realize what a tough job he had.

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Kanye West will have to be fully vaccinated if he wants to play concerts in Australia.

- It has nothing to do with COVID. They just think it’s smart to make sure a guy who was married to Kim Kardashian has all his shots.

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A middle-aged man in Australia was caught on a security camera pumping gas and then walking in to the convenience mart to pay for it - WHILE COMPLETELY NAKED.

Hey… at least the guy PAID for the gas. The way things are going in this country, he would have stolen the gas…. and everything in the store.

Apparently he was going to buy a lottery ticket - but changed his mind when he realized he didn’t have anything to scratch it off with.

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Friday!

-Dick