Vladimir Putin was caught on video nodding off - or pretending to - when Team Ukraine entered the Olympic Stadium in Beijing during the Opening Ceremonies Friday night.

- I say we cut the guy some slack! He’s been working night and day getting ready to invade Ukraine. The poor guy is EXHAUSTED!

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The Queen is getting ready to mark seventy years on the Throne this Spring.

- The last Royal to spend anywhere near that long on the Throne was Elvis… and we all know how that ended.

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Friday, U.S. Marshalls in the Bahamas seized two cruise ships because the owner, Crystal Cruises, has refused to pay $4.6 MILLION in fuel charges.

- They should’ve bought the food for the midnight buffet at Kroger. That way they could have used their Kroger Fuel Points… and saved 10 cents a gallon! They could have gotten the amount due down from $4.6 MILLION to ONLY like $1.2 MIL!

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A 42 year old Kentucky man has been arrested for breaking into mobile homes and stealing women’s bras and underwear.

- He’s being held in jail until his Mom bails him out.

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Los Angeles Mayor Eric Garcetti continues to insist he held his breath while going mask-less while posing for a picture at the NFC Championship Game.

- I believe him! I mean, who among us hasn’t sucked in our stomachs to look thin while posing for a picture?

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Colleges and universities across America are hosting "Sex Week" ahead of Valentine's Day… with events including “SEXtravaganza”, “Freaky Friday: A Beginner’s Gude to Pleasure” and “Condom Bingo”.

- And to think my parents thought my “History of Broadcasting” class was a waste of tuition dollars.

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Tuesday!

-Dick