The British Tabloid “The Star” is reporting that Vladimir Putin is lashing out so aggressively against Ukraine because he is “Gravely ill”, is in “Constant pain” and “Wants to leave a legacy”.

- Right… cuz he’s such a great guy when he’s feeling Healthy as a Horse.

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Putin’s ex-wife - who is said to be in hiding in a nuclear bomb proof underground complex in Siberia says Vlad is a “loving and doting father” to their two daughters, adding “Vlad had always spoiled them, while I was the one who had to discipline them”.

- He always made sure the girls had a new dress when he took them to the “Vladdy Daughter Dinner Dance”.

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Thousands of Burger King locations are reducing the number of Chicken Nuggets in their meals due to Inflation.

- I’m okay with that… but they better keep their hands off my Whopper.

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A "Museum of the Future” has opened in Dubai, showcasing what life will be like in the year 2071.

- That’s assuming, of course, that there will BE life in 2071. I wouldn’t buy your tickets just yet…

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President Trump has put his Palm Beach mansion on the market for $59 million.

- Everybody has an opinion on where he’ll move next… Republicans think he’s going back to the Big House he rented in D.C. for 4 years in 2016… and Democrats are hoping he’s going to the Big House, period.

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On this day in 2021… Millions tuned in around the World to watch Oprah Winfrey’s interview with Harry and Meghan that caused quite a controversy.

- And you thought PUTIN was the one who started the War.

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Tuesday!

-Dick