President Biden’s little sister - who works on his campaign - says that her brother’s frequent “Gaffes” aren’t signs of mental decline - but instead, “His gaffes are truths. He speaks the truth”.

- So - as he has said a number of times… Kamala Harris IS the President of the United States.

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BREAKING NEWS this morning… Tom Brady will join Fox Sports as Its Lead NFL Analyst After He Finally Retires!

- Then again… I’m not sure if it’s real. I don’t know if it came from Fox Sports….. or Joe Biden’s sister.

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35 year old Ian Goodfellow, an Artificial Intelligence expert at Apple quit his $800,000 a year job over Apple’s new policy that employees must work from the office 3 DAYS A WEEK saying he wanted “more flexibility”.

- Hey Ian… You want “flexibility”?? Buy a Thigh Master. You wanna make the big bucks? Take the office gig.

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A new study out of the University of Bath found that avoiding social media for just ONE WEEK significantly improves a person’s well-being and also lowers levels of both anxiety and depression.

- With the exception of the time you spend reading THIS blog, of course!

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A resurfaced clip from the American Film Institute reveals that “Star Wars” director George Lucas paid actor James Earl Jones only $7,000 to voice Darth Vader in the first-ever “Star Wars” film.

- Well this explains the OTHER clip they found where Darth Vader says “Luke… I need a Lawyer”.

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The study also found that despite stereotypes, Older adults are NO MORE LIKELY than their Younger counterparts to believe misinformation they come across online.

- Of course that might be because 80% of Older adults can’t figure out how to GET online in the first place.

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Wednesday!

-Dick