Joe Biden’s sister Valerie, the one we mentioned yesterday who said Joe’s “Gaffes” are just him “Speaking the truth”, also said she thinks Meghan Markle would make a great President… after Joe finishes his 2nd term.

-I can see the bumper stickers now… “Sparkle with Markle!”

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A new survey shows 1 in 10 people say Pina Coladas count as fruit.

- I’m bettin’ these are the same people who say the little umbrella comes in handy when it rains.

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A community in northern Louisiana has deployed Drones to combat out-of-control mosquito populations.

- Why didn’t they just send in the S.W.A.T. team? (Ba da boom!)

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A Texas man is on the run after being caught on home surveillance video allegedly burglarizing a residence and running from police, but not before he mowed the victim’s back and front yards.

- This is what this country needs more of… Criminals with a work ethic!

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On Saturday, the Taliban Government in Afghanistan issued a new decree ordering women to wear burkas and other clothing in public that covers everything but their eyes.

- There are even rumors that they’re going to ban TV shows that feature modern technology… like, say… “The Flintstones”.

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Ten nurses and one OB-GYN at Liberty Hospital in Liberty, Missouri are all pregnant at the same time… with two of them even due on the same day.

- Apparently there’s a lot of pushin’ and shovin’ going on at that hospital.

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On this day in 1811… Siamese twins Chang and Eng were born.

- Ironically, their parents said the brothers “Weren’t that close” growing up.

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Thursday!

-Dick