Researchers have found an Undersea Road that they think could be the gateway to the lost city of Atlantis.

- But we won’t know for a while as there are orange construction barrels blocking the exits a sign saying: Road closed until 2027.

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A Florida lawmaker is moving to strip Disney of its Mickey Mouse copyright.

- Personally… I think we should take away the copyright that allows Disney to “strip” Donald Duck of his pants.

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Madonna has been mercilessly ridiculed online after releasing a bizarre collection of digital “artworks” including naked depictions of herself giving birth to trees.

- Madonna is 63… so I’m betting those trees have A LOT of rings on ‘em.

- I miss the younger, saner Madonna… you know, when she was dating Dennis Rodman.

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In an effort to. increase diversity, the makers of Barbie have unveiled an inclusive range of dolls - including one with hearing aids.

- If they want to make Barbie appeal to Seniors… they should introduce “Bladder Leak Barbie”.

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Kate Middleton revealed that her and Prince William’s four-year-old son Louis’s favorite Superhero is Spiderman.

- What are the chances?? Spiderman is MY favorite Superhero too!!!

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More than 20% of Americans say they met their future spouse while traveling.

- And those were just the basketball players.

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Prosecutors say Boxing Champion Mike Tyson won't face charges for punching a fellow passenger on a commercial flight.

- Needless to say, that was music to Mike’s ears.

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Happy Birthday to Burt Bacharach who is 94 today! We note his birthday because… “That's What Friends Are For”!!! Burt says he stays active but admits each night he “Says a Little Prayer” that he wakes up the next morning!

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Friday!

-Dick

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