It’s World Hypertension Day…

Why? Is something going on in the World we should be worried about??

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Scientists in Indonesia say they’ve found evidence that a mysterious group of hobbit-like humans are still alive… shattering the belief that the 3’ 6” creatures went extinct 50,000 years ago.

- Well, they THOUGHT it was “evidence”. Turns out it was just an old video of “Fantasy Island” with Hervé Villechaize telling Mr. Roarke, “The Plane, Boss! The Plane!”

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Hyundai is developing cars with independent legs that can take steps over challenging terrain.

- Let me get this straight… I can spend 50 grand on a car that can walk… or I can pocket the cash and just walk myself?

- Well that’s one way to save money at the pump.

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Elon Musk - who says he has voted “overwhelmingly for Democrats” - suggested that President Biden is a bit of an empty suit saying, “The real President is whoever controls the teleprompter”.

- The WH says President Biden will respond… as soon as they load his speech into the teleprompter.

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The budget for “Fast & Furious 10” has reportedly ballooned to $300 million due largely to cast salaries.

- After 10 movies they’ve run out of plots… so this new one will be about a guy who’s in a bad mood because he’s on a diet and sick of drinking canned shakes… It’s called “SlimFast & Furious”.

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A Florida woman is facing felony charges for allegedly hitting her husband with a belt after she came home and found him watching adult videos on his cell phone.

- Apparently he misunderstood when she left their daughters home and told him to “Watch the girls” while she ran some errands.

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Wednesday!

-Dick