A weeklong vacation for a family of four at Disneyworld will now set you back at least $6000.

- Maybe they should have thought about adding an 8th Dwarf… GREEDY.

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Kanye West announced that he has redesigned McDonald’s fast food packaging… which he says includes “minimal and understated” burger boxes The only problem is… he forgot to ask McDonalds. (TRUE!)

- That’s a Whopper of a mistake. Maybe Kanye should have gone to Burger King.

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A British man left his girlfriend of 10 years for a Ukrainian refugee who moved into their home last month. The man said the Ukrainian woman made him feel like Winston Churchill.

- And I’m bettin’ his first time with her was “His finest hour”.

- Hey… we all do what we can for the War Effort.

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After 30 years of marriage, an 83 year old Pastor from North Carolina has retired from religious life, come out as Gay and now has a new career as an Adult Film star.

- Wow. And I thought it was a big deal when I considered trying “Naked Twister”.

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Conspiracy theories are swirling in China that Monkeypox was deliberately leaked by the UNITED STATES.

- Well isn’t that the Covid Pot calling the Kettle Pox!

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Yesterday Bill Clinton offered a “unique” take on President Biden’s sinking approval ratings saying, “Biden cares more about people than polls”.

- As opposed to Bill who cared more about people ON poles. (Bada Boom!)

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Wednesday!

-Dick