President Biden told reporters that Monkeypox cases are quote, "Something to be concerned about”… meanwhile the latest info indicates the disease can be transmitted during sex.

- Well I can’t wait to see what THOSE MASKS are gonna look like.

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New research found that Women showed a decrease in the production of stress hormones when they get a hug from their romantic partner.

- Men on the other hand don’t get the same benefit. They just get hornier.

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A huge asteroid - TWICE the size of the world's tallest building will pass Earth on Friday – and while NASA says it’s “potentially hazardous”… it’s expected to pass at a distance of about 2.5 MILLION miles.

- Oh sure… that’s what they told the Dinosaurs 66 million years ago.

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Johnny Depp is expected to take the stand today in his $50 MILLION defamation trial against his ex-wife Amber Heard.

- I don’t how you feel… but I think Johnny’s gonna win. Maybe not win the trial… but he’s a shoe-in for the “Cutest Ponytail” Award!

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A new survey found that Adult American’s favorite picture books from their childhood were… “The Berenstain Bears”.

- Today’s kids have different favorites like… “The Little Engine That Could Run On Solar Power!”, “Curious George Goes To the Sex Change Doctor” and “Pat the Bunny But Only if She Consented!”

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An Australian Dentist who woke up from surgery with an IRISH accent, despite never having visiting Ireland, says she still has the accent a year later.

- If you don’t think mixing an Australian and Irish accent can be dangerous… You’ve never been around a Kangaroo with a drinking problem.

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Tuesday!

-Dick