“Top Gun: Maverick” set a new Memorial Day box office record bringing in $151 MILLION and landing Tom Cruise the biggest movie launch of his career.

- I saw the movie over the weekend and thought it was terrific… Tom Cruise was great. I hadn’t planned on mentioning it… but as you can see from the picture, Tom’s character was based on my Military career. But, hey, enough about me… This was Tom’s weekend!

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Nancy Pelosi’s 82 year old Husband Paul was arrested for drunk driving after a two-vehicle collision involving his Porsche in California over the weekend.

- He never should have gotten behind the wheel but to be honest… If anybody deserves a few cocktails it’s the guy married to Nancy.

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A team of scientists in the U.S. have accidentally created a group of overly aggressive Mutant Hamsters.

- Which will come in really handy if the US ever goes to war with PetSmart.

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The Mattel toy company has created the first-ever transgender Barbie Doll that retails for $40.00.

- Or you can save the 40 bucks and just put one of Barbie’s dresses on Ken.

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A 64-year-old retiree in Florida was arrested for pulling down his Speedo and exposing himself to a 28 year old woman on the beach.

- The man told the cops he “Didn’t see what the big deal was” at which point the woman said… “I was about to say the same thing”.

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Happy Birthday to Clint Eastwood who is 92 today.

- I’m bettin’ every time he wakes up he’s feelin’ lucky….. punk.

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It’s World Parrot Day! Of course this year… When Polly tells you she wants a Cracker, you’ll have to explain that with Inflation, Crackers just aren’t in the budget.

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Wednesday!

-Dick